It’s so hard to say goodbye to someone who once gave you all of your happiness. It’s so hard to start walking toward a future devoid of your favorite person. It’s just so hard. But you have to do it, or you will never find happiness again.
My dancing ability.
Last night I dreamt that I was Carlos Mencia and I was doing stand-up comedy at a bar inside a blue whale.
And you know what?
THE AUDIENCE LOVED ME.